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I said,' I said.
'Ah. So you didn't hear anything?'
'No.' There was a slight pause.
'Oh, hello, darling, guess what?' Sometimes I think my mother is sprint car part of sprint car the modern world and sprint car sometimes she seems a million miles away. Like when she leaves messages on my answerphone which sprint car say, very loudly and sprint car clearly, 'Bridget Jones's mother.'
Hello? Oh, hello, darling, guess what?' she said, again.
'What?' I said resignedly.
'Una and sprint car Geoffrey are having a Tarts and sprint car Vicars party in the garden on the twenty-ninth of sprint car July. Don't you thin that's fun! Tarts and sprint car Vicars! Imagine!'
I tried hard not to, fighting off a vision of sprint car Una Alconbury in thigh boots, fishnet nights and sprint car a peephole bra. For sixty-year-olds to sprint car organize such an event seemed unnatural and sprint car wrong.
'Anyway, we thought it would be sprint car super if you and' - coy, loaded pause - 'Daniel, could come. We're all dying to sprint car meet him.'
My heart sank at sprint car the thought of sprint car my relationship with Daniel being dissected in dose and sprint car intimate detail amongst sprint car Lifeboat luncheons of sprint car Northamptonshire.
'I don't think it's really Daniel's - ' Just as I said that the chair I had, for sprint car some reason, been balancing on with my knees while I leaned over the table fell over with a crash.
When I retrieved the phone my mother was still talking.
'Yes, super. Mark Darcy's going to sprint car be sprint car there, apparently, with someone, so . . . '
'What's going on?' Daniel was standing stark naked in the doorway. 'Who are you talking to?'
'My mother,' I said, desperately, out of sprint car the corner of sprint car my mouth.
'Give it to sprint car me,' he said, taking the phone. I like it when he is sprint car authoritative without being cross like this.
'Mrs Jones,' he said, in his most charming voice. It's Daniel here.'
I could practically hear her going all fluttery.
'This is sprint car very bright and sprint car early on a Sunday morning for sprint car a phone call. Yes, it is sprint car an absolutely beautiful day. What can we do for sprint car sprint car looked at sprint car me while she chattered for sprint car a few seconds then turned back to sprint car the receiver.
'Well, sprint car be sprint car lovely. I shall put that in the diary for sprint car the twenty-ninth and sprint car look out my dog collar. Now, we'd better get back and sprint car catch up on our sleep. You take care of sprint car yourself, now. Cheerio. Yes. Cheerio,' he said firmly, and sprint car put the phone down.
'You see,' he said smugly, 'a firm hand, that's all it needs.'
Saturday 22 July
8st 11 (hmm must get 1lb off), alcohol units 2, cigarettes 7, calories 1562.
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